In loving memory of journalistic integrity everywhere

The victim dropped dead after horribly but bravely suffering, brave like all front line, altruist, journalists and other trustworthy moral beacons and heroes, and with his final gasp pointed an accusing shaking finger towards Djokovic unmasked photo – ‘He did it !’ – horrified Macron’s gentle minions, witnesses at the scene, think they heard the hero whisper.

Criminal intent here is obvious, Djokovic specially targeted the victim, wanting to make an example of an honest, truth teller, triple boosted emperor’s subject. Like all unvaccinated demons the murderer conjured the three horrific deities, the goddess of normality, the goddess of logic and her cousin, the goddess of common sense, and told all three to go away, take a break, whatever, so he can deal with the triple protected, Pfizer(or equivalently saintly)-saves-you worshiper.

Luckily, the fiendish heathen was stopped by the vigilant holy antipodes inquisition before he could turn into a mass murderer, a bloody wolf amongst vaccinated lambs. ‘Phew, it was a close one!’ words of wisdom many northern neighbors of the Tasmanian devil are reported to have said before happily returning to enjoy the free Australian… open, chained safely 6 feet away from each other.

Reporting from Australia… – ‘Hey, aren’t you that French reporter who interviewed Djokovic ? I thought you were dead’, the provocateur, clearly influenced by Djokovic demonic aura, apparently managed to utter before he was grabbed, hit with batons, kicked and dragged to a re-education facility nearby.

EDIT: An update, a message received across time from someone very competent in all matters persecution related. As I see it, he’s perfectly happy with the outcome.